We definitely weren’t there for the fried chicken and biscuits, as delicious as they might be.
Kaiser and Wendy were high one Thursday. They were really high. And they were drinking. Relatively early in the evening, they told Peter Pan and Hendo that they were going out to pick up a couple of beers. They did get beer, but they drove around and finished them instead of taking them home. They admired Christmas decorations, and debated going home for the night. Then they crashed the local Bojangles holiday party.
It all started with this video:
If you didn’t watch it until the end, you probably should. Who knew adorable Fez would grow up to be such a stud?
Anyway, Kaiser and Wendy decided that they were drunk, and high, and they wanted to see someone’s dick wiggle. Luckily, Kaiser had a friend about 20 minutes away, hanging out at the Bojangles Christmas party, and the girls were sure they could get him to wiggle for them. They rolled into the parking lot, where four or five people were standing around smoking cigarettes and chatting. They cranked the music up loud, and danced like the alcoholics they were, to the vast amusement of their captive audience. After all that driving and effort, BP didn’t wiggle his dick for them. He did give them a blunt to smoke on the ride home, though. When Wendy and Kaiser stopped by his house to pick it up and socialize for a few minutes, they were enraptured by the houseful of kittens. Kaiser had already planned on adopting one of them, so it rode home on Wendy’s lap.
Peter Pan and Hendo were at home, on laptops and napping, when Kaiser and Wendy rolled in, hours after they left to get beer, way more intoxicated than they were when they left, with no beer and a tiny kitten. It was an excellent Thursday.
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