Friend We Found: A Crooning Caped Crusader

This week, Kaiser found our newest friend. She was taking a break at work and smoking a cigarette when she was approached by a man with three blankets tied around his neck like layered capes. She thought he might ask her for money, but instead he asked her for a few minutes of her time. When she said yes, he told her that he was sad because he couldn’t afford to visit his family for Christmas, and to cheer himself up, he wanted to sing her a song. She agreed, and he serenaded her sweetly, thanked her, shook her hand and walked away. She was incredibly touched, and she hopes having someone to listen to his worries and his song helped her mysterious new friend.

Friend We Found: Our “Tokin” Black Guy

We’ll call our new friend Tokin’ for now, because he’s a black guy we smoked a blunt with. We were driving around at around 11:45, fifteen minutes before Kaiser’s birthday, looking for cannabis. We rolled up to a stop light, and a carful of black guys pulled up next to us and asked Kaiser for her number. She held up a blunt wrap, and they rolled down the window and asked for her number again. She yelled her number out of the window twice, and a few seconds later he called her. We ended up picking up Tokin’ later and driving him around until he found weed. We drove him back to where we picked him up, and smoked a fat blunt with him. He showed us pictures of his kids, and asked us if we liked Jet-Skis. He was a cool guy, and we’ll definitely hit him up next time we need green.